Febrero 2012
5 etiquetas
road to the assembly of the hyperboreans: HOW TO... →
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their…
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Queres escuchar música sola/o y tranquilo/a pero...
likeazulmalobato:
El don de seducir?, ese no lo tengo.
what-makes-niall-latigable:
Las palabras sólo hieren cuando te importa quién...
Imagine getting paid to be on Tumblr... →
lulz-time:
Millionaires.
Billionaires.
Trillionaires.
sextillionaire
jorlandanaires
Give me a character or actor and I will answer:
Why I like them
Why I don’t
Favorite episode (scene if movie)
Favorite season/movie
Favorite line
Favorite outfit
OTP
Brotp
Head Canon
Unpopular opinion
A wish
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
5 words to best describe them
My nickname for them
i feel like people get so annoyed or bored with me when i talk to them
Smart girls are the over-thinkers, the insecure...
They know what the real world is like. They analyze every little thing in life. Why? To avoid getting hurt. To find happiness. They stay up at night trying to think about every possible situation to get through all the problems. They think too much. They trust less people. They’re insecurity proves their respect towards themselves. Of course they try to live away from a drama-free life. Smart...
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like:
When I sneeze, it’s like:
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laugh-addict:
Looking in the mirror:
“I need to lose weight” 2 minutes later:
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Brazil: pqp sai da frente fdp
Argentina: Move el orto conchudo de mierda
Denmark: Undskyld mig
Norway: unnskyld meg din tiss
Chile: Muevete De Aquí conchetumadre
Spain: quítate,coño.
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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